Twatter

 Twatter is what I sometimes call @twitter because it seems to be a requirement of employment there from the CEO on down to be a twat. 

My account has been permanently suspended and this could have been attributable to a  manifold of complaints by the more liberal twatters that you run into there. I think it stemmed from something likely midweek because it was only after careful consideration that they suspended my account. 

Whatever happened I just wanted to say thanks. It's a godawful time sink.