Wednesday, July 21, 2004

This is a special poem to address the last post and all the comments.

After forty-seven years
There's one thing I know
When the going gets weird
The weird turn pro
I'd sometimes think
I was the only one
That was capable
Of having this fun
I was wrong and
I learned now
That you know too
And to you I bow

You are all hereby
awarded honorary degrees
by the "College of the Cosmos"

(my Alma Mater)

Be One with the Universe
(Online courses for "The College" are for the first time being offered now for the fall semester 2004.)

WANTED: Professors,IT and Administrative staff for same.Inquire within.

("alright take him away")



9 Comments:

Blogger rob said...

I haven't said anything but along with being a_poemster
I am going to be a clothing designer shortly.I am going to add "College Gear" to my repetoire and I am thinking of using an atom symbol thing with some king of ying/yang thing/thang.This is rough but I'm going to work on it.I can't be doing heavy work forever you know.

8:06 AM  
Blogger Peg said...

duh, I think I need a coffee enema! ;-)
touche they say when all is gay but what do they know anyway cepting that I tip my hat imagine that a new creator without a "digitator" learning more from here to give way to cheer, but just stay near to the one they hold so dear!
and forever sail on!

10:02 AM  
Blogger sarah said...

mmm enema.. i have an anal fixation. D'OH!

where do i send my resume for one of these kick ass teaching positions?

2:17 PM  
Blogger Nicman said...

Wow Rob, I feel honred wit my degree:

10:41 PM  
Blogger rob said...

Nic,
Wait till you see what I got planned for the Winnebagel.
We're going to put all of our music on hard drives with a screen to scroll through to select.A super sound system with those thummp thump woofers you know the ones.
The downside is the rest of the lights won't stand a chance so we'll have to drive only during the day.

11:03 PM  
Blogger Nicman said...

Dude! I can just see the lights dimming as the bass is thumping..... what a blowout!!!!.....we need to really test these bad boys out, I say we break 'em in with some "Darkness on the Edge of Town" what do you think?

11:09 PM  
Blogger rob said...

And Sultan's of Swing (LIVE VS)
And Racing in the Street
And Whatever else comes to mind.
We take our product evaluation very seriously.

7:07 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I love Peg's little poem. And the thing about the weird turning pro. Love it all!

11:28 AM  
Blogger rob said...

I find it hard to believe that with all the comments I have received since the beginning not one has simply said.
"Your nuts"
I'll try a little harder.

11:35 AM  

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